That's right it's Monday again and here is another joke to ease those Monday blues.
A doctor told a man that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell. I'll try it."
He spent all day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office, the restroom was to open and an alley was too unsafe. Finally he realized his solution.
On his way home he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate.
He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at his pant leg. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?"
He heard, "This is the police, What in the hell are you doing?"
The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."
The cop says, "Well, you better check your brakes too because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."
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